Friday, 26 June 2015

Crazy Tropical Forest Lady


I have spent the last week or so alternating between swimming and exploring the tropical island, depending on the weather. On one occasion I was caught in a fierce tropical storm and despite trying to shelter from the stinging rain, I decided to retreat. I was so wet, I could have emerged from the sea! I come across an old restaurant in the middle of the forest, which is essentially a large wooden platform, consisting of long planks of palm wood, on stilts of knotted tree trunks and an old corrugated iron roof. I stop and enter the space, glad to be out of the driving wind and rain, to be greeted by three smiling women, sat around a table, all smoking what looked like fat joints, but were in fact yellow roll-ups, made from dried and scrapped banana skin, which they had to pinch firmly at one end to ensure they stayed cylindrical. They bid me to sit down and offer me coffee and proceed to talk about me and laugh, gesturing, as I sit, dripping, on a wooden chair, water extending in a growing puddle at my feet. The banter, in a mixture of broken English and my broken Thai, is good natured and friendly, with what seems like a lot of innuendo. I politely decline the suggestion to strip off and wring my clothes dry!

After such hospitality, I get into the habit of stopping by and drinking coffee when I look for butterflies and the person who works there, called Toy, tells me about her family and her friends and all the people she knows who have died and her past boyfriends (in very graphic fashion) and shows me photographs (not graphic) and tells me about the time a python killed all her chickens. When I first tell her I like to go swimming, she immediately jokes about diving for pussy and now she laughs and shouts ‘Pussy’ at the top of her voice whenever I mention swimming! It’s a sort of standing joke! She is certainly a character! Due to the economic downturn, it is no longer a restaurant (restaurant is too posh a word really, although she makes chicken soup for her dogs), but she sells really bad, headache inducing strong coffee, water, whisky bottles full of petrol for any motorcyclists short on fuel and the occasional pineapple (chopped into slices and covered with salt, surprisingly nice) or bananas. She also sells coconuts and durian to a guy in a van who calls every couple of days. It is a subsistence living, really and she has enough money for 3 hours of electricity a day, which she uses to light the restaurant in the evening, leaving nothing for her small home at night, which exists, without windows, beneath the wooden floorboards. Toy is 57, small, thin and wiry and has been living there for 13 years. The owner of the restaurant lives close by, in a small chalet, but is often away, so Toy lives mostly in the forest alone. She has family, but they are living remotely, her daughters in Pattaya and Bangkok and a son in Austria.

When I arrive yesterday, she asks me to take her to Chaweng, as her Sister has sent her some money for a new SIM card. We travel on the bike a good few miles to 3 or 4 large supermarkets before she finds what she needs (although we subsequently find out she could have got the same at a 7/11 shop in Lamai, about 4 miles away). This is followed by a surreal tour of the bars, pool tables and massage parlours of Lamai where she used to work, greeting her old friends and colleagues, men, women and ladyboys alike, getting louder and more eccentric as she downs more and more Singha beer! I drop her back off at her jungle home at about 10pm and smile to myself as I ride through the warm, humid night air of the forest, back onto the main island road and then carefully to Chaweng. What a bizarre, interesting and funny day with a bizarre, interesting and funny lady!

The butterflies are just as varied and exotic as before and I find the best strategy is to find an area with flowers and to just wait and see what comes along. The mosquitos are fierce, particularly after rain and sometimes I can stand no more than 15 minutes in one place, until I am driven away by an angry buzzing cloud of voracious black and white zinging beasts, which follow me to the bike and I have to drive fast to get rid of them. Even the very strong, 100% Deet repellent that I have is not strong enough to put them off! They are just savage, insatiable bastards, no two ways about it!

In total I have spent 5 weeks on this wonderful island and I'm sure I will miss it: the fantastic wildlife, the sandy beaches and azure blue seas and the amazing, very friendly and beautiful people. However, I travel to Perth via Singapore on the 29th June, with a 2 day stay in Perth and then I pick up a campervan to drive across the continent from Perth to Brisbane. Taking the direct route, that's 2,700 miles, but I plan to travel via Kerang, where some of my ancestors emigrated to in 1814. I'm really looking forward to the next stage of this incredible journey! :-)


Blue Glassy Tiger
Burmese Sailor
Fulvous Forest Skimmer
Banded Marquis feeding from a Flowering Pagoda plant
An amazing Kingfisher. Unfortunately I couldn't get closer
Tawny Coaster, I think
Crimson Marsh Glider
The Plain Tiger
One of 850 types of Longhhorn Beetle in Thailand. Mating involved a bit of fumbling around. No change there then!
Looked everywhere, but can't find the name of this one
The Blue Pansy
The Painted Jezebel

The Great Eggfly

Unfortunately squashed, but one hell of a size - at least 6 foot long
The Lesser Gull
Forest Restaurant
Crazy Forest Lady - Not keen on photos!

Tuesday, 16 June 2015

Butterflies, Dragonflies, a Waterfall and Centipedes



In the last few days my pattern has changed a little. The weather has been overcast, at least in the mornings and there has been heavy rain at night and I know the snorkelling visibility will be poor, so instead of swimming, I have been exploring the interior of the island. Away from the coast the island is a lush, variegated green paradise, full of coconut palms, banana trees, pineapples, durian and other red and orange fruits that I don’t recognise. Most are growing wild, some are obviously cultivated. The island is a mountain with a number of peaks at different heights and consists of a series of hills and valleys, each climbing higher and higher on twisting sealed and then dirt roads, until there is a long straight and steep, bumpy uphill climb to the summit. There is only a small, flat plateau at the top, but with fantastic views over the sea and the nearest islands beyond and then a severe descent the other side.

It is hot and humid and smells musty, woody and green with life. The noise is amazing, a constant, shimmering curtain of sounds, with what I suppose are cicadas, accompanied by birds which I can hear in the trees, but it is hard to catch a glimpse of them as they contribute to the cacophony. Except a couple: I saw a large, magpie shaped bird with a fan-tale, but twice the size, with a black body, head and legs, with hints of purple and brilliant, bright browny-red coloured wings (an Indian Roller, I’ve subsequently discovered) and much smaller warbler type birds. I spotted one of the latter which seemed to be in competition with a cicada, each trying to out-trill the other, like two competing forest rappers, or perhaps the bird is using the audio-competition as a means of locating its next meal? Or perhaps it was just coincidence and there was no link between the two? Whichever, it was fascinating to watch and listen.
I have also discovered butterflies in the interior. The real ones, not the bodily sensation kind! The variety and abundance of butterflies is just fantastic! I saw one the size of a small bird, which swooped towards me in the opposite direction. My first reaction was to get out of the way, it was so large, but I then immediately turned around on the bike to try and follow. I struggled to manoeuvre the machine quickly enough and it flew lazily but swiftly beyond me as I tried hard, dismounted now, running, to try and catch up and take photos. Luckily it slowed down for a moment and swooped low just ahead of me. It is jet black, its wings fringed with a striking metallic blue. I have subsequently found it is called a Great Mormon, with a wing span of up to 13.5cm. It was massive! There are mottled blue and black butterflies with brownish undersides, bright powdery-orange butterflies, butterflies with white wings tipped with powder grey and with bright orange bodies. Some have brilliant purple and yellow wings. Instead of looking up fish, I’m now searching the internet to try and identify the fantastic variety of animals I’ve spotted during the day!

Yesterday I stumbled across a waterfall by accident. I was struggling to get the bike slowly across a very stony, deeply rutted dirt road, when I passed a lady, covered with hat and scarf to ward off the sun, working on a small holding. Two black dogs emerged from the bushes, growling and barking and I instinctively stopped, wondering whether to proceed. I said hello to the lady and she responded, quietened the dogs and gestured for me to proceed, saying ‘waterfall’. That sounds interesting! I proceed for about 200 metres, park the bike and follow a steep path, first through a durian and banana plantation and then through thick rain forest, guided by a faint path and the sound of water. Eventually I drop down onto the top of a steep, vegetation bounded ravine. It consists of a series of stepped boulders, rounded by the water (which at this time of year is just a small stream) that spills from one level to another, through pools of water darting with fish. There are more butterflies and now dragonflies, both taking it in turns to fly through the cooling spray as the water tumbles over a ledge. It is completely isolated and I have this small, fantastic tropical oasis to myself. I sit and watch the butterflies dance together in spirals and the large purple black dragonflies which flit in zig-zags through the air. I see small lizards and the smallest frog I have ever seen, with a copper brown top and a black line down its body and creamy undersides, perhaps only 5mm long. There are very large black ants. Suddenly I see a flash of brilliant red and there is a dragonfly with a bright red abdomen and black body resting on a twig about 5 feet away. I get down on the floor and crawl with my elbows towards it. It senses me and takes off, but fortunately it flies in a circle and returns to the same place. I continue to crawl along the boulders until I am just a few feet away. I can see the brilliance of the abdomen now and the fine, intricate detail of the wings, the waxy black shine of its head and mouth in the sunlight. I take about 10 photos and it is gone, flying down the ravine and beyond my sight. Perfect. Just so perfect!

Lush tropical forest
Pineapples
Durian
Evil little monster, about 8" long
Haven't yet found the name of this one
The Common Yeoman
The Banded Marquis
The Blue Glassy Tiger

Can't find the name of this one either!
The Giant Mormon
Ants Nest
Walk to the Waterfall
Waterfall Ravine
The Malay Yeoman, I think. A lot of the little blighters are very similar.
A dark-sided frog
Lounge(ing) Lizard
Alpine flower, surprised at germinating on the wrong continent
The Spine Tufted Skimmer. Beautiful.
 
Cicada Crew v The Warbler
This is the sound of the Summer