Thursday, 9 March 2017

Desert Island (Well, Almost)



What do you do on an Island where there is nothing to do? Nothing? Nah, there is always somewhere to explore, physically or mentally. 

This morning, it is the Bua Bok Cave. I walk along the deserted beach, my feet sinking into the talcum-powder sand. It is 7.30am, the sun is rising and so too is the temperature. Passing a makeshift religious shrine, I reach the beginning of a crude path fashioned from flat stones to start with but which soon gives way to boulders of varying sizes. The track skirts the steep limestone cliff face. It is a scramble and then more of a climb, although there is a rope handrail of sorts, which is very useful given that I’m gingerly making my way in plastic flip-flops purchased from the very small campsite shop/restaurant. They are slippery with sweat and my feet are sliding around uncomfortably within them, but at least I have something on my feet. It would be almost impossible otherwise! One last pull on the ropes across some large rocks and I’m at the entrance to the cave.


Powdery green and pink tinged stalactites and stalagmites surround the entrance. The sound of cicadas recedes as I progress further into the network of perhaps 5 or 6 caves which are each connected to a large, central cavernous area which is breached by a large hole and illuminated by a single shaft of sunlight. It is like the setting of an Indiana Jones movie. Clambering over the central space and entering the coolness of one of the caves, the silence is strangely audible in contrast to the noisy animal and bird life of the external world. All I can hear is the occasional drip of water, or the lazy meandering of a lost mosquito or fly. Apart from that, it is quiet and still. In the darkness, with the light of my torch, I can see the strange, eerie, mineral formations, like frozen vegetable life, suspended, or large columns, perhaps 3 or 4 feet in circumference, with smoothly rounded, wet heads. Or formations that swirl like table cloths being thrown over a table, hovering in mid-air, or low and wide deposits on the floor, like coral on the seabed, speckled with glassy minerals which sparkle in the torchlight. There are no helpful signs, describing the evolution of the place over thousands of years in three different languages. There are no illuminating lights. There is just the thing itself, in the here and now. The peace is deep and calming. I sit and think and wonder in this most natural of temples. My T-Shirt, drenched with sweat, is now very cold out of the sunlight and shivering once or twice, I make my way back into the warmth, humidity and life confirming noise of the forest.


There is a path to the island summit. This time (thankfully for my feet) it is an easier, stepped walk, but enervating in the heat and humidity. I’m wearing blue Pringle socks to avoid slipping in my plastic footwear. For some reason, I feel like an Englishman abroad stereotype. I should be wearing a union jack handkerchief on my head and be thinking about how I can get an English cooked breakfast!  On the way up, I stop and watch the Dusky Langur monkeys eating the new green shoots on some foliage overhead, barely noticing me they are so intent on what they are doing. The views at the top are worth the trek, but my favourite location is a wooden platform about 150 metres from the peak.

Here, with a view across the dense tropical vegetation of the island, I watch butterflies wheel and dance in flight above the greenery immediately below. White, orange and black, delicate powdery blues, dark purple with white spots, yellows of various hues. The orchestra of cicadas around me forms a dense wall of noise which rises to unified crescendos and then falls away again in sweeps of sound, a thick, almost electrical hum, moving around me like a resonating Mexican wave of noise. In the distance, the unmistakable outline of a hornbill, heavy with its yellow and orange beak and browny grey feathers with a sweep of white across the flight feathers. There is no seat, so I sit on the edge of the platform and dangle my legs into the drop below. For some reason the hairs on my arms and the back of my neck begin to rise. I must be one of the most privileged people on the planet. To be born in a wealthy country, to be reasonably intelligent, to have had the opportunity to see such fantastic places in the world. My goodness me! As if in agreement, the cicada concerto moves again to an affirming crescendo.


What else do I do with my time? I rise at 7, with the light. I eat scrambled eggs and fruit and drink strong hot coffee, prepared by the restaurant owner, Pit. I walk on the beach, checking what flotsam and driftwood has been thrown up during the night. Or I walk through the forest to a smaller beach the other side of the headland. I swim and snorkel. The water is clearer now and I’m getting much better at working out how to use the new camera. Sometimes I think about work and relationships and writing and stuff and life and then, almost imperceptibly, I stop thinking and start just being. In the evenings I talk to Marvin and Eida, a couple from Germany and Denis, also from Germany, here on his own for 6 nights. One night it gets very busy, with a French couple also arriving. 6 people! I go to bed on the hard, camping mattress at 8 or 8.30pm, tired and happy, conjuring images from my travels in my mind’s eye before I fall asleep. 'To sleep, perchance to dream'.

Sunrise
Home Sweet Home
Parcel Express Delivering Supplies ;-)
Start of the trek to Bua Bok Caves
Dusky Langur









Beach Bum travelling light


Here's one I made earlier

Lush tropical interior






With Pit

Say Hello to my fishy friends

The habitat is just amazing











Come with us and leave your dull earthly life behind





Look what I found underneath one of the buildings. At least 6 foot long. What a beasty!








Tuesday, 7 March 2017

Crazy Thai Boat Ride



After a 16 hour flight and a 9 hour stopover in Bangkok, I arrive at Koh Samui airport. Well, airport is a bit grand, really. Several thatched buildings loosely connected by small walkways and a baggage reclaim area where I get to pick my wet rucksack from the trailer that has taken it directly from the small plane. It is raining. When I was young, my Father would occasionally take me to work on a Saturday morning. He worked for Fyffes and everything, the offices, the paper, the furniture, would smell of warm bananas. The highlight was when I could enter the vast, warm, dark rooms where the bananas were kept to ripen. I used to relish the tropical fragrance and my imagination would wander to the exotic lands in which they had grown and the snakes and spiders still lingering in the upturned, hard, green bunches of fruit (and sometimes there really would be various animals inside those protective hands). It smells just like that. It is muggy. The air is heavy with humidity and the dense smell of foliage. Fantastic! I get a minibus into Chaweng and check into my guest house. The rain is heavier now. Hard, tropical rain that beats a rhythm on the tin shed outside my room. Heavy tropical rain with large, insistent drops that form an impromptu river in the street, frothy with bubbles, and which leaves you soaked through to the skin in an instant.


Over the next couple of days (after losing my camera and having my credit card suspended, longish story), I try and get a boat to Angthong. Angthong is a Thai National Marine Reserve, an archipelago of around 45 islands, about 1.5 hours by ferry north west of Koh Samui. A few tour operators tell me there is no boat, only day trips, but that can’t be right, as there is a campsite on one of the Islands, Koh Wau Ta Lap. Slightly laterally, I ask if I can go on a day trip and be dropped off and collected on a different day. Yes! Sorted. I think, sort of!

The first part of the day trip is a bit touristy but good. Snorkelling (although the weather has calmed down a bit and it is intermittently sunny, the terrible recent weather means visibility is very poor) and kayaking. The day progresses and progresses and progresses. No sign of a drop off yet.  We get to what must be the last island visit of the day. I remind one of the crew again that I’m being dropped off. Ahh, Ok. The weather was too bad, so they have missed the island with camping and visited a different one instead. Hmmm. Not to worry. Long boat. Errrr…Great!


I leave the last island with the now friendly group of tourists (including a couple from Yorkshire, who are both bizarrely wearing the blue suede shoes they got married in (I did ask, they said don’t ask) and who won their holiday by entering a competition on a packet of Walkers Crisps). I get back to the boat and am told to quickly pick up my stuff. I grab my rucksack (forgetting my walking shoes, very big mistake) and return to the long boat. There is just me and the boatman. What follows is one of the craziest boat journeys of my life! The long boat is about 70 feet long, about 6 feet long at its widest and made of long planks of teak. I sit at the front, with my rucksack on the flat prow area. I look behind. The boatman grins. Once we have cleared the larger vessel, we set off into open sea, a group of islands in the distance. The waves get bigger and bigger and the boat is pitching and rolling violently. The prow is at one time high above the waves and then crashing down, with the flat of the boat generating a hard, booming noise as it dives through the air between waves to slam hard on the water below. Then the prow is below the next wave, which is sliced in two as the boat rises, with a rush of water hitting me full in the face. At the same time the boat is rolling from side to side, at some points water rushing into the boat on each side, but mostly just washing the edges. I think I would probably be better off at the back of the boat, but it would be a sign of cowardice to change position now, even if I could! I grab my rucksack to prevent it slipping off the boat, considering if there is anything in it worth saving. Probably not. I wonder why we are going so fast and I turn around. The boatman is grinning from ear to ear. He gives me a thumbs up and gestures to another empty long boat alongside and just behind and shouts to the other boatman. Banter is banter in any language. They are having a race! All the time the boat is pitching and rolling, slapping the water hard as we power through the waves, the broken waves crashing into me intermittently as I hold on tight, wedging my feet beneath the wooden beams at the bottom of the boat (and, I later realise, removing some skin across the tops of my toes). 

Eventually the water grows calmer and we draw close to a small beach, travelling parallel to the shore before turning right to head directly for it. The boatman cuts the engines and drops a small anchor. We are fairly close. ‘Come, Come’ he shouts and points to the side. I grab my rucksack, put it on the side of the boat and jump over, chest deep in water, turning around to retrieve the rucksack and lifting it above my head. At the same time an incoming wave pushes against my back and I‘m in danger of falling over, my toes desperately trying to gain some purchase in the shingle. With a mighty effort, I maintain my balance and see an opportunity between waves to head quickly for the sandy shore. Made it! I shout ‘Koppen Kup’ (thanks) to the boatman, who gives me another thumbs up, starts the engine and heads back out to sea. What a fantastic experience; exilerating and brilliant!

 
Rain?
 
More Rain!
Just a bit too rough for snorkelling
Me. White version
The butterflies are just fantastic!

Water is, surpringly, good for waterfalls. I think the clue's in the name
More.....
Heading towards Anthong
Kayaking
My fishy friends. Hello Nemo!

Me. Pink version
The start of the long boat ride. I wish I had captured it later, but couldn't get my camera out of my pocket!
Here We Go!
He know's what's coming!
We won! :-)
The Island of Koh Wua Ta Lap
Just me and two other people on the Island. Fantastic!