Saturday, 28 March 2015

Late Trains and Leopards. Oh, and the Taj thingy



 The journey from Delhi to Agra on Thursday (yes, it was Thursday, I bloody well checked and double checked) was both amazing and thought provoking.

First there is the dirty, gritty sprawl of Delhi itself. Buildings are sliding into rubble, or perhaps more accurately, are made of rubble. Amongst the ruins are makeshift beds of old blue plastic sheeting and filthy blankets, the odd cooking utensil made of a silver metal, plastic cups, or instead, the cut down bases of plastic drinking water bottles. Sometimes there is a fire, usually contained in a cut down metal container, perhaps a large tin with the top removed, burning thick black rubbery smoke. Men, women and children are scavenging in the areas of rubble and rubbish between dwellings. This is at 6.30am, so there are hundreds of men and young boys with their backs to the train on their haunches, trousers pulled forward towards their knees, shitting. 

Then there are kilometres of land occupied by people that live in makeshift tents, constructed of small, roughly shaped tree trunks, orange sizel like rope and blue and yellow plastic sheeting. These tents have grown organically, so they consist of older and newer sections of different colours, the older sections sagging and more tired, both sections dirty, with the grime from the railway and the pollution of the city and just plain dirt. Pigs, cattle and monkeys search for whatever they can find, together with children. There doesn’t seem to be a hierarchy of life.

Beyond that, the rural landscape is flat. There are a patchwork of small, multi-coloured fields as far as the eye can see, a myriad of greens and yellows, dotted occasionally with people walking, apparently in the middle of nowhere, or in fields in brightly coloured lines, sitting or on their haunches, scything corn and grass and other crops I don’t recognise. There are amazing conical or elliptical structures, intricately patterned as though someone had coiled heavy duty rope into a cone, but which are in fact constructed from pressed discs of cow shit which are used for fuel. The fields are filled with twisted stooks of corn, like ice-creams once turned with a triumphant flourish but which have now wilted in the sun. Now and again the fields are disrupted by tall rocky outcrops and escarpments of deep red sandstone.

There are occasional settlements. First there are the plastic tents, although not jostling for such a tiny amount of space as in Delhi. Then there are single story, angular, almost art deco buildings, often with outer walls falling away, but richly coloured, white, yellow, deep ochre, pink, mint green or blue. These are open to the front and sit behind a lean too made from the ubiquitous blue plastic sheeting. Usually, these are divided into two parts. On the left, presumably, is the living and sleeping area and on the right, signified by cooking utensils and large blue plastic drums, is the cooking area. At first, I couldn’t tell whether the third type of dwelling was for people, cattle or storage. They are very small, without windows and constructed of mud or straw walls, with thatched roofs, usually constructed in two’s and three’s and four’s. The taxi driver in Agra confirmed that they are the homes of agricultural labourers and their families.

Agra is a busy, bustling city, but not as hectic as Delhi. There is a terrible contrast between the crowded, filthy streets, the tickets touts and tut-tut drivers and the souvenir sellers all noisily vying for business and the calmness of the Taj Mahal itself. I really can’t describe the overwhelming feeling I got when I saw it in its entirety, except to say that I could easily have cried. I have never seen such an incredibly beautiful building in all my life and I suspect I never will again. I have certainly never been brought to the point of tears by a building before.

The train ride from Agra to Ranthambhore yesterday was good but the train was 6.5 hours late, so spent almost the whole of yesterday at Agra Fort Railway Station, watching the people, which was great, but I didn’t arrive until 9.30 yesterday evening.

This morning was up at 6 for a tiger safari in the Ranthambhore nature reserve. I thought it would be a bit touristy naff, but in fact it was brilliant going over very rough, side dropping terrain and small rivers in an open top jeep. We didn’t see any tigers, but we did see a leopard, which is extremely rare, as there are only two in the park, (which covers an area of 1600 square kilometres), so very fortunate indeed. Also, there were Spotted Deer, Antelope, Samba Deer (bloody huge things, largest deer in India) and lots of amazing birds including peacocks, of course, and stunning butterflies.

I’m taking it easy today, hence the extended bon mot. Took the chance to wash my one shirt (dry in about 30 mins, it’s 36C here today) and my jeans, which are still hanging in the hotel garden (yes, this one is a palace compared to some of the dives I've been in, it has a garden!). They both really could have done with it!

Anyway, hope this publishes. The electricity and wifi have been off and on every 5 minutes for the last 2 hours!


There are many doors in the Taj. Here's just one
The Baby Taj. A copy built before the original
One legged shoe thieves and anyone out on a limb, this way!
Agra Fort

Trains? Who gives a monkeys?


Peacock attacks building. Few will survive.
Bird watching tourists watching bird watching tourists

Interesting tyre tracks. Oh, some tiger prints too!
Are you a Samba Deer, stuck in the same old rut?
Spot the leopard. Very shy animals and only 2 in the whole park, so very rare



Wednesday, 25 March 2015

I left my hotel this morning and got on the train at about 5.35am to go to Agra. There was a woman with children in my seat, so to save disturbance, I sat somewhere else. Then someone had reserved the seat I was on. The carriage filled up completely. Anyway, big discussion and comparison of tickets, turns out I'd got the day wrong, my journey is tomorrow! Sod it! Stuck in Delhi at 6.15am! So now I am in a really grim backstreet hotel in a labyrinth of small streets which feel really dodgy for one night,but Hey Ho! 

Top Tip, know what day of the week it is and read train tickets! In Project Management terms that would be 'Read and understand the contract, stupid'!

Still, it will give me a day to chill out and read the guidebook on India! :-)
The view from the hotel



Tuesday, 24 March 2015

Hi, absolutely shattered after two days of walking/taxing and tut-tutting around Old and New Delhi, helped by a kind taxi driver, appropriately named Veer, as he did plenty of that today! I leave the hotel at 5pm tomorrow morning, to catch the train to Agra. From there the schedule is: Ranthambhore, Jaipur, Jaisalmer (Dessert, near Pakistan), Jodhpur, Pushkar, Udaipur, Khajuraho, Varanasi and back to Delhi. Really looking forward to those places and getting away from the frenetic, colourful, dirty, noisy and entertaining Delhi! Some pics to bore you with!
Reminds me of my old school

Thrifty the Indians. They have pant recycling hospitals

Connaught Place. Two people warned me that people around here want to shit in your shoes. Actually might not be too unpleasant an experience?

Parliament Building

The end of Parliament (building)

At the Hunmayan Tomb Complex




Lotus Flower Temple


National Museum, Delhi. I conclude that Hindu Gods are much more fun!


Ghandi's House



Sign in Ghandi's Garden. It's Ok for someone educated to say that, but...

The spot where Ghandi was assasinated

Red Fort

Red Fort Moat. Thought I smelt something pungent!

How bazaar, how bazaar




White fort, inside the Red Fort


Caw, look at that!

Half Term this week in Delhi, so families in their finery.

Someone Else Likes Doors! Hooray!



Sunday, 22 March 2015

Goodness me! After 2 days of compelete nervousness and a brain like a Gorgonzola cheese, I finally got to Heathrow (thanks Jacks!). Chaos sort of started at Delhi Airport, where I realise I'd forgotten the name of the hotel in Old Delhi  (Hotel Arina), not far from Delhi Gate, couldn't get access to wifi and the select button on the phone not working at the moment, which also means I can't access the remaing texts and missed calls (thanks whoever you are), so I had a moment of enlightenment, which is do what people used to do before technology and ask! Well, I had a rough idea where it was on the map! Young guy at one of the hotel booking kiosks patiently went through all the hotels on Google until we found something that sounded about right. Also, cash points are very playful, so took about 11 attempts using 3 different cards at each, but finally got some money, so I'm bloody well sorted!

The metro trip to New Dehi Central Station was smooth and quick. OMG! What a noise hits you when you get out of the cool and cavernous marble station into the heat and bustle of the city! Completely bonkers! :-) Mad, furious, loud, roads full, horns blaring, people randomly walking out in front of vehicles, smelly, smoggy, polluted, just everything at once!

Tut Tut ride - doesn't do justice to the chaos
 It's a sensory overload! Got one of the what seem like thousands of tut tuts, gave the driver the address and off we went! Not sure how many minutes later, maybe 45) and several stops to ask directions which resulted in a number of group discussions with passers by, made it to the hotel!Then ensued a conversation with the driver about the additional time and cost, over and above the orignally agreed 200 ruppees (which I think was probably too high anyway?), but hey ho, despite me giving him all the information he needed (he should know the address, not my fault he didn't know it?) agreed on 220. Good natured negotiation and plenty of smiles and exaggeration, in a language I completely don't understand!

 Explored a bit late afternoon, early evening, area around Chandni Chowk and ate in a great place called Karim's, which is like a canteen in a factory, with just shared bare plastic tables and chairs and great food - two plain naans and amazing aloo something with green chillies, peppercorns and potato. No alcohol anywhere, not even allowed in the hotel! It will do me good!





Street Life
Colourful People












 Video of Old Delhi. Not published a video before,  so I hope you can see it!



View from the steps of Jamal Masijd - largest Mosque in India, accommodating 25,000 people








































Glimpse of the Mosque from the bustle below