Doors of Time Travel Confusion

I have spent a couple of hours today trying to rearrange my travel schedule, so as to be correct this time. (At least, I think I have it right now, and luckily I double checked today, before checking out of the hotel!). 

When I travel to Tahiti, I leave Auckland tomorrow (not today) on Sunday 23^rd of August at 15.20pm. I arrive in Papeete at 22.10 on 22^nd August, that is, on the day before I left. 

I have become the toy-thing of time travel! Instead of being about 12 hours in front of the UK when I leave, I land about 12 hours behind the UK. I have gone from trendy Avant Garde to Dull Derriere in an instant! My impeccably trendy and bohemian credentials are in tatters (Will I have to buy a new, brightly coloured scarf and fedora as per The Doctor? Who knows how this will play out? Tragically? Triumphantly?) Does that mean I experience what happens in the UK twice, whilst they only experience it once? Does that means that the Swindon Town players play two games in my time, but only one game in the UK? Which is the result accepted by the League? Can I choose? Have I gained an extra day in my lifetime, as opposed to the me that may not have travelled? Between 23^rd August at 15.20pm and 22.10 on the 22^nd August, does time actually go backwards? Will I see myself receding into the future as I walk forwards into the past? Hmmm! Mr Easily Confused is now Mr Mightily Confused!

As a relaxant, some doors, not too many, just one or two! Ahh, Yes, let me indulge some doors...That's better!...

Lucky Me. Lucky You.

This Safe House won't Let YOU in!

Hello, Hello? Is there anybody home...?

Smart Casual

I like that. I really like that. You walk through a doorway and there are all these things which are great and really tactile And it's free, and it gets you thinking and you can do whatever you want. Apart from touch. Look but don't touch. That's no good then, is it? Bastards. Why can't I touch the stuff?